My Confessions

It's been a while since I've confessed and I sure have a lot to get off my chest..


  • Every morning my kids have a delicious, healthy bowl of steel cut oats for breakfast. With SPRINKLES. They each get a palm full of sprinkles (rainbow, of course) to sprinkle all over their healthy oats. In fact, many a morning my wee William can be seen trotting around the house chanting "Spinnnnkles, Spinnnnnkles" in anticipation of his morning treat. (self-righteous mom I am, I rarely tell people about the sprinkles but I sure mention how much my kids love oatmeal)
  • Every time someone who is not a Celiac tells me that they're going gluten-free I roll my eyes.
  • William naps at about 12:30 every afternoon. At that exact time, I put on the TV for Zachary and head upstairs to my office. I don't come out again until Will wakes up. Listen, I'm a work at home mom, you take work hours when you can get them...even if it means that Treehouse is raising your kid for a few hours.
  • Every time someone makes a comment on Zach's red hair I cringe. I hate it. YES, he has red hair. YES, it's rare. YES, let's talk about it some more. ugh.
  • My kids have eaten macaroni and cheese or chicken nuggets for dinner every night this week. I don't even feel guilty because I totally heated up some frozen veggies on the side.
  • I really, really, really want a golden retriever. So badly that I threatened my husband, who refuses to have a dog, that it was either another baby or a dog (he's standing firm at neither). In desperation, I have also tried to convince my mom and my sister to get a golden retriever. I'm going to start working on my aunt next.
  • On Wednesday, my husband's birthday, we sent the kids to daycare ALL DAY and proceeded to go out for a lavish Mexican lunch and a shopping/Starbucks trip to the newly-open TARGET! I also worked, but those few hours just hanging out sans kids were so fun. I can't wait for the next time we can send the kids off for the day and just hang out.

11 comments:

  1. I have already started working on Aunt Jo re: Golden Retriever. She is not opposed to the idea!

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    1. YEAH! work on her right now! We'll name it Rusty (or Buddy or Freddy) and I will visit him every week!

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  2. omg. I never noticed that Z's hair is red! Related: Have you ever noticed that my daughter is, like, sooo petite? Next time you see me, you should bring it up and tell me how extra-adorable it makes her.

    Also, I'm totally going gluten-free...right after this donut.

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    1. Don't even wait to go gluten-free after your doughnut. You can get gluten-free doughnuts that cost triple the amount of a regular doughnut and taste like crap. But I'm pretty sure it'll help you be SO skinny.
      M is petite? REALLY?

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    2. Now, you tell me?! Thanks, Sarah. Thanks a lot. I could have been getting skinny! *sips Coke*

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  3. Love this post!
    Dogs are cheaper then babies...go with that angle!

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  4. Haha! Love the confessions. You're such a great mom! I feed my kids chocolate for breakfast if it'll get them out of the house one time ;)

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    1. YEAH! It's not just me! I actually bought peanut butter Cherrios (which are pure sugar) this week, simply to use as a bribe.

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  5. bahaha! LOVE THESE! I love gluten free food - said no honest person ever.
    people keep asking if Gabe's hair is going to turn curly with an added "hope so" at the end... are freaking kidding me? you want my son to look like that freak comedian Carrot Top - thanks a lot! for the record it ain't curly and if it miraculously changes it'll be buzzed for life. I keep thinking I should post some confessions of my own [good for ratings] but then I'll have to admit I read the 50 Shades trilogy - based on the promise it'd boost my sex life - even though I publicly announced the concept disgusted me.
    xo

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    1. Ha! Zach had curly hair when he was a lot younger. I couldn't wait to buzz it. It grew back in straight. Thank God.
      Did 50 Shades help? Because it did nothing for me!

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